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December 20, 2022 11:30 am  

I’m gonna get a female dog and I'm naming her Karma...



   
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December 25, 2022 5:13 am  

Guess who I bumped into on the way to see my eye doctor?

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December 25, 2022 5:28 am  

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

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It’s Christmas, Eve!



   
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December 27, 2022 6:12 am  

The Christmas Alphabet:

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.



   
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December 27, 2022 7:40 am  

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The Christmas Alphabet:

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I don’t get it

 



   
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December 27, 2022 11:12 am  

@loganr21 Noel.….



   
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December 29, 2022 6:23 pm  

My dad avoids all French restaurants... They give him the crepes.



   
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December 29, 2022 8:31 pm  

Why was it called the dark ages?

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January 2, 2023 6:07 am  

I cant believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician... I was just sitting there doing nothing.



   
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January 3, 2023 7:12 pm  

People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don’t get it. I’ve never had a beef with any of them. 



   
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January 8, 2023 1:52 pm  

How do you make an egg roll?

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January 8, 2023 5:53 pm  

My horse will only come out its stable when it gets dark. It's becoming a night mare.



   
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January 8, 2023 5:54 pm  

My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat. In the end, they came around.



   
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January 11, 2023 6:19 pm  

So when my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced.



   
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January 11, 2023 6:24 pm  

The wife said we should try some role reversal in bed… So I said I had a headache.



   
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