I’m gonna get a female dog and I'm naming her Karma...
Guess who I bumped into on the way to see my eye doctor?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
The Christmas Alphabet:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
@loganr21 Noel.….
My dad avoids all French restaurants... They give him the crepes.
Why was it called the dark ages?
I cant believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician... I was just sitting there doing nothing.
People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don’t get it. I’ve never had a beef with any of them.
How do you make an egg roll?
My horse will only come out its stable when it gets dark. It's becoming a night mare.
My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat. In the end, they came around.
So when my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced.
The wife said we should try some role reversal in bed… So I said I had a headache.
