Theres a gang going though our suburb, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.
The police believe theyre still at large.
My friend Geoff was visiting the wilds of America and accidentally played 'dad' instead of 'dead' when a bear attacked... The bear can now ride a bike without training wheels.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
That’s a very improper joke
I thought it was a bit vulgar to be honest
It was a prime but odd joke in my opinion
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
I told my wife she needs to embrace her mistakes ...she hugged me
What Flat-Earthers fear most is sphere itself.
Been making tiny curtains for my laptop - it's got windows.
What do you call a clown in jail?
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs and she told me to press one. So I did...and woke up on the floor.
This morning I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
THE MEANING OF LIFE IS MATH:
M is the 13th letter of the alphabet
A is the 1st letter of the alphabet
T is the 20th letter of the alphabet
H is the 8th letter of the alphabet
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can’t tell me that’s a coincidence!
Did the hear the rumour about butter .....Well I'm not going to spread it
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ....because they are so good at it
I used to own a restaurant on the moon .....great food , but it had no atmosphere