The little cookie was upset because her mom was a wafer so long.
The police came to my house and asked where I was between 3 and 5. I told them pre school.
Why did the invisible man turn the job offer down
Because he couldn't see himself doing the job
Do you want to hear a construction joke
I'm still working on it
The police just knocked at my house to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.
I said don’t be ridiculous my dog doesn’t even have a bike, and closed the door.
My wife has just phoned me to say that 3 girls in her office have received flowers and they are absolutely gorgeous.
I said, "That's probably why."
The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. So went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. Turns out he's a web designer…
There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says: “You man the guns, I’ll drive.”
Me: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a harp.
Doctor: You're not big enough to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
That’s a very improper joke
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
That’s a very improper joke
I thought it was a bit vulgar to be honest
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The greeting card company elected me to its board of directors. I’m proud to be the newest member of the card board!
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it....
It's spam...