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January 27, 2026 6:40 pm  

Why did the Teacher wear sunglasses to school?

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January 28, 2026 1:45 pm  

What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?

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February 4, 2026 5:24 pm  

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

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February 4, 2026 7:50 pm  

What do you call a Spanish man who lost his car?

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February 7, 2026 7:27 pm  

What did the zero say to the eight?

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February 9, 2026 7:42 pm  

What do you call a mouse that swears?

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February 10, 2026 8:36 am  

What does a painter do when they get cold ??

 

They put another coat on of course 😜😆🤣



   
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February 14, 2026 2:20 pm  

How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Approximately 1.0000000000000000000



   
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February 18, 2026 4:19 pm  

What do you get when you put a cabbage in a wood chipper?

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Slaw dust



   
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February 19, 2026 6:25 pm  

What type of Birds make the best Construction Workers?

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Cranes



   
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February 20, 2026 6:06 pm  

What do you call two dogs in a Submarine?

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Sub-woofers



   
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February 23, 2026 8:04 pm  

How do you make a bandstand?

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Take away their chairs



   
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February 23, 2026 10:13 pm  

I set up a high voltage ⚡️ fence around my house. 
And my neighbours are dead 💀 against it 👹🤣



   
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