I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

Absolutely

The decline accelerated when the claws were removed. Bring back the claws and make us strong again…

Good view. Up close and personal

If you run behind a car, you'll get exhausted.If you run in front of a car, you'll get tired.

You poop your pants once in public and no one will let you forget it. Just look at what happened to Winnie the Bear.

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

Can’t be a very good joke if you have to explain it… lol

Hetherington and Horsburgh agreed to terms with the Wests Tigers but were denied by their clubs.

I still can’t believe there’s a cottage where they make cheese 🧀

The leaks aren’t from the club.

2 yr extension until 2027

Yes. One of the first things I looked at were the byes. We seem to be well placed this year.

So I go to the doctor me: What’s the problem Doctor: You’re overweight me: I want a second opinion Doctor: Sure, you’re ugly too

So the Eels get two home games against us at ComBank. That’s pretty shit IMO.