My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. So went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. Turns out he's a web designer…

The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates.

Winger Ken Maumalo comes into the starting side pushing Starford To’a to the centres and Luke Garner to the bench. Alex Seyfarth and Tyrone Peachey ...

My wife has just phoned me to say that 3 girls in her office have received flowers and they are absolutely gorgeous. I said, "That's probably why."

The police just knocked at my house to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike. I said don’t be ridiculous my dog doesn’t even have a bike, and c...

Maguire

The police came to my house and asked where I was between 3 and 5. I told them pre school.

The little cookie was upset because her mom was a wafer so long.

Mate I lost the dressing room a long time ago… lol

The medical term for owning too many dogs is: roverdose

Wests Tigers 20 Slimes 14

We’ll win this one… 14-20

Certainly for the last 10 years…

Perhaps, but surely not when the core business is at it’s busiest operationally. I just don’t understand how you can justify leave during the footba...

(I’m paraphrasing) Steve said quoting Pascoe that this was the best time of year to go on leave from his perspective… Doesn’t this show the exact pr...