If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it.... It's spam...

The greeting card company elected me to its board of directors. I’m proud to be the newest member of the card board!

They would probably choke having to praise the team and Madge…

Not until he apologise for dogging his last few games for us just so he could get an early release. He’s scum…

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Indeed it was….

To his credit Brooks played very well today, albeit without the responsibility of leading the team around the park.

Hahaha Moses the choker missed his field goal attempt. Jacko didn’t….

I said WT 20 Slimes 14. I was out by 1 for us and 6 for the Eels.

So who was the one person that voted the Eels?

Bulldogs need to sack Barrett…

Madge is a genius… sign him up for another 3 years.

Me: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a harp.Doctor: You're not big enough to be a harp.Me: Are you calling me a lyre?