Hahaha Moses the choker missed his field goal attempt. Jacko didn’t….

I said WT 20 Slimes 14. I was out by 1 for us and 6 for the Eels.

So who was the one person that voted the Eels?

Bulldogs need to sack Barrett…

Madge is a genius… sign him up for another 3 years.

Me: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a harp.Doctor: You're not big enough to be a harp.Me: Are you calling me a lyre?

There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says: “You man the guns, I’ll drive.”

Game day… Woohoo… Go Wests Tigers

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. So went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. Turns out he's a web designer…

The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates.

Winger Ken Maumalo comes into the starting side pushing Starford To’a to the centres and Luke Garner to the bench. Alex Seyfarth and Tyrone Peachey ...

My wife has just phoned me to say that 3 girls in her office have received flowers and they are absolutely gorgeous. I said, "That's probably why."

The police just knocked at my house to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike. I said don’t be ridiculous my dog doesn’t even have a bike, and c...

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