We squint at the sun because its bright We squint at people because they are not...

What do you call someone who pretends to be Swedish?

Watching TV is a nightmare nowadays! Violence, fighting, cursing, swearing... And thats just to get the remote!

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

From NRL_Physio Scans confirm a grade 2 MCL sprain (partial ligament tear) for Daine Laurie, Tigers expect a 4-6 week recovery time. Will likely spe...

I heard there’s a new online dating site for cannibals called, “Tender.”

I got trapped in a bidding war for a house, because my wife loved the lengthy corridor. Now I’m in it for the long hall.

Son: "Dad, can I eat the cake in the fridge?" Dad: "Sure, but the dining room would probably be more comfortable."

Want to hear a construction joke?

Can a Tesla be stolen?

What do you call a 4.4lb Mockingbird?

So I just got a new job as a church bell ringer. It's my first day so they're just showing me the ropes.

Waiter: I’m glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak? Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.

My thoughts as well.. the Sharkies Bird yes… not since.