You can add to the list the sacking of a coach mid season without a replacement signed and ready to go.

I saw my dog walk over sandpaper... All he had to say was Rough Rough!

Tra la la, tra la la, laTra la la, tra la la, laTra la la, tra la la, laTra la la, tra la la, la One banana, two banana, three banana, fourAll banan...

Totally understandable

My teacher said I’m pretty good at addition but I’m terrible at subtractions. I don’t get the difference.

Eels by 50

Exactly. Though I think we need more than minor changes.

Empathy for the tough times you are having. Stay strong and keep your chin up. Running a business is not easy. Having a parent requiring nursing home ...

Whats the difference between a sea and a sale?

What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his head ?

While I was cooking today I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes. I’m now parsley sighted.

Jokes about unemployed people aren’t funny. They've never worked for me.

How does a duck fart?

I asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches... She said: Suture self

Sack Kimmorley, sack Sheens, sack Pascoe, sack Hagipantelis.