The only way you’ll lose weight from drinking green tea is when you climb up a mountain and pick it yourself.

I think Laurie is a pretty good defender. Stops most at fullback one on one.

Gawd…

Hope you feel better soon.

So I always get my pizza delivered. I've no idea why they put liver on it in the first place.

I have my doubts about that. Unless we can put some wins on the board the fan base will erode. Juniors will go off to other clubs and play for a winni...

Now that did make me laugh

Doctor: “Sir, I have some bad news, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards” Me: “and?”

So I went to see a UB40 tribute act called ‘WD40’ last night.They were a bit rusty at first but got better as the evening went on…

A writer approached me today acting strange and asked me to help him find his back garden… I think he’s lost the plot.

Everyone at our wedding cried. Even our wedding cake was in tiers.

For his birthday, Watson bought Holmes a compact, 12" chessboard... the game is a-foot.

Tigers team: 1. Daine Laurie 2. David Nofoaluma 3. Starford To’a 4. Adam Doueihi 20. Junior Tupou 6. Luke Brooks 7. Jackson Hasti...

James Tamou and Ken Maumalo out with injuries.

This is the perfect role for Sheens and it is where he should have stayed, and kept out of everything thing else. The club management have been mistak...