The only way you’ll lose weight from drinking green tea is when you climb up a mountain and pick it yourself.
There was once a king who was just 30cm tall.
He was a terrible king but made a great ruler.
What happens when two snails get into a fight?
What happens when two snails get into a fight?
SpoilerAnswerThey slug it out.
Your best one yet Mike
Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Protons, neutrons and electrons…
The atom's family.
I have a stepladder.
I never knew my real ladder…
Why did the picture go to jail?
What did the mountain climber name his son?
A guy has just assaulted me with a strawberry flavored milk!
How dairy!
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?
Which friends should you always take out to dinner?
What do Lawyers wear to work?
That strange moment when you walk through a big spider web and instantly turn into a karate master.
