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July 11, 2022 5:21 am  

The only way you’ll lose weight from drinking green tea is when you climb up a mountain and pick it yourself.



   
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July 11, 2022 5:26 am  

There was once a king who was just 30cm tall.

He was a terrible king but made a great ruler.



   
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July 11, 2022 7:06 am  

What happens when two snails get into a fight?

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They slug it out.



   
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July 11, 2022 4:02 pm  
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What happens when two snails get into a fight?

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They slug it out.

Your best one yet Mike



   
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July 11, 2022 8:56 pm  

Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!

Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.



   
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July 12, 2022 7:25 am  

Protons, neutrons and electrons…
The atom's family.



   
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July 12, 2022 7:25 am  

I have a stepladder.

I never knew my real ladder…



   
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July 12, 2022 8:00 pm  

Why did the picture go to jail?

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July 14, 2022 9:43 pm  

What did the mountain climber name his son?

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Cliff

 



   
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July 19, 2022 8:33 pm  

A guy has just assaulted me with a strawberry flavored milk!

How dairy!



   
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July 19, 2022 9:39 pm  

What has 4 wheels and flies?

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July 20, 2022 8:55 pm  

Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?

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July 20, 2022 8:57 pm  

Which friends should you always take out to dinner?

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Your taste buds



   
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July 21, 2022 12:51 pm  

What do Lawyers wear to work?

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Lawsuit's!



   
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July 23, 2022 7:47 pm  

That strange moment when you walk through a big spider web and instantly turn into a karate master.



   
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