A writer approached me today acting strange and asked me to help him find his back garden… I think he’s lost the plot.

Everyone at our wedding cried. Even our wedding cake was in tiers.

For his birthday, Watson bought Holmes a compact, 12" chessboard... the game is a-foot.

Tigers team: 1. Daine Laurie 2. David Nofoaluma 3. Starford To’a 4. Adam Doueihi 20. Junior Tupou 6. Luke Brooks 7. Jackson Hasti...

James Tamou and Ken Maumalo out with injuries.

This is the perfect role for Sheens and it is where he should have stayed, and kept out of everything thing else. The club management have been mistak...

We lack true leadership and have for many, many years.

Therein lies one of the problems with the club. They are unable to make the right decisions and move on players that just are not working. Brooks shou...

Ha – Mildly amusingHaha – FunnyHahaha – Sarcastic laughHahahaha – Stayin alive

I accidentally made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water this morning. I made it half way to work before I realised I forgot my car.

What did Mike Tyson say after working out with Chris Hemsworth?

My wife just stopped and said, You werent even listening, were you? I thought, that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.

I asked the missus how to turn Alexa off. She said: How about walking through the room naked?

You can add to the list the sacking of a coach mid season without a replacement signed and ready to go.

I saw my dog walk over sandpaper... All he had to say was Rough Rough!