I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder…

Protons, neutrons and electrons… The atom's family.

Can she replace Brooks?

Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud! Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.

What happens when two snails get into a fight?

There was once a king who was just 30cm tall. He was a terrible king but made a great ruler.

The only way you’ll lose weight from drinking green tea is when you climb up a mountain and pick it yourself.

I think Laurie is a pretty good defender. Stops most at fullback one on one.

Gawd…

Hope you feel better soon.

So I always get my pizza delivered. I've no idea why they put liver on it in the first place.

I have my doubts about that. Unless we can put some wins on the board the fan base will erode. Juniors will go off to other clubs and play for a winni...

Now that did make me laugh

Doctor: “Sir, I have some bad news, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards” Me: “and?”

So I went to see a UB40 tribute act called ‘WD40’ last night.They were a bit rusty at first but got better as the evening went on…