Should add an undecided option. I’ve canceled my auto renew. But I know I will probably renew at the last minute.. Though I really have to consid...

Running your Twitter account counts as Cardio….

Someone replaced all of the buttons inthe elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

Looking for a job with a coffee company, just for the perks.

Why are Saturdays and Sundays so strong?

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

Yeah they just said because of the World Cup the plans will be different for next year, not because of budget restraints. I expect that means for 2024...

And a good time was had by all…

So my missus called her Scottish boss this morning and said: "Sorry boss, I won't be able to come in today, I've got a bit of a cough".He said: "You h...

Phil Guild saying we had played our Grand Final the week before… hahahahahahahaha

I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart... and a terrible memory

My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives... I replied, No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better t...

Anyone know where a guy can find someone to hang out with, maybe have a few beers with, talk to, and kinda just enjoy spending time with?Asking for a ...

I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.

I swallowed a book about synonyms today. It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.