OPTUS Breach 21/09/2022 Just about as bad as it can get. Names & addresses, phone numbers, email addresses and more importantly ID docum...

Three conspiracy theorists walk in to a bar... You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.

Well he can’t until Nov 1.

Can you make me breakfast in bed? asked the wife. I said; No I’ll have to go to the kitchen.

It’s like he thinks he still has a choice

I saw a man with one arm shopping at a second hand store. I don't think he is going to find what he's looking for...

Best we can hope for is a draw. I think that forces a replay.

I agree with you 💯 but Sheens has his own ideas I think.

Seal Team Season 6 has started on Paramount+

I think Douehi will be shown the door at the earliest opportunity. He’s not a Sheens type of player.

1. Staines 6. Laurie 7. Brooks 9. Api 13. Hastings Don’t like it, but a reckon that’s what Sheens will go with.

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

It was hard getting over my addiction to the hokey pokey, but Ive turned myself around.

They don’t know what winning in the NRL looks like. We have a Victorian with an AFL background along with a lawyer who knows nothing about Rugby Leagu...

My therapist told me “write letters to the people you hate and then burn them”. Did that, but now I don’t know what to do with the letters.