What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?

Yeah that’s really bad for a development club. He doesn’t get a chance to fix his errors and has to live with them the whole off season and beyond. Ve...

Disappointed to learn a microbiologist is just a regular sized person.

Of course.

I’m not really interested in either team anyway. I’m just going to check out the SFS itself. I’m interested in what the game experience is like, not t...

A cannibal is just someone that’s fed up with people...

@garry Jacko is all class.

Going to the Roosters vs Wabbits game at the new SFS on Friday to check out the facilities. Looking forward to the experience.

Information about the human brain is not always black and white. It’s really more of a grey matter.

I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from other countries because of the smell. I love foreign axe scents.

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth just so I wouldnt have to walk up to the podium.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

My word for this evening is “gutted”. How many ways can this team find to lose? Some great moments and efforts during the game but so many mistakes ...

A truckload of strawberries rolled over. Caused a massive traffic jam.

I accused my friend of pouring glue on my weapons. He denied it but I’m sticking to my guns.