A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on its way to the warehouse. The police are warning citizens to be on the look out for a gang of hardened criminals.

Justice is best served cold.Because if it were served warm, it would be just water.

The only thing I like about xmas is a minced 3.141592654

when my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...I had to put my foot down.

My wife told me, “Don’t get upset if people call you fat...”You’re much bigger than that.

There is no doubting that Brooks is a good player and loyal. But is he the half that will win us a Grand Final, or just get us to the finals? My answe...

The one big positive I get out of all the signings and rumours of signings is that there is now genuine competition for positions in the team. That ca...

They can afford to charge top dollar because seats at Leichhardt & Campbelltown are limited. Most fans will miss out playing out of these grounds ...

In modern day filming/video I just cannot understand why the background in the Media Centre is black. Surely it should have been painted green (as in ...

I’ve started to dabble in doing some songwriting. My first song is one about pita bread. Well really, it's more of a wrap.

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Meet my pet termite Clint...Clint Eatswood.

Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. They said he'll be given a tough sentence.

Thank goodness.

Most people would prefer to have the time off between Christmas and New Year, but I have a better idea. I’d like to have the time off between New Year...