Meet my pet termite Clint...Clint Eatswood.

Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. They said he'll be given a tough sentence.

Thank goodness.

Most people would prefer to have the time off between Christmas and New Year, but I have a better idea. I’d like to have the time off between New Year...

I was at the museum and saw a painting of a bowl, with milk and some kind of food inside. It was surreal.

3 weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair. I’ve heard nothing since…

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export isboomerangs. It's also our biggest import.

Apologies, just finished a 12 hour shift, so put it down to brain mush lol. Brooks has done nothing wrong and always respected Wests Tigers. He just d...

At any given moment, the urge to sing, The Lion Sleeps Tonightis just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

I would if he just fessed up and said something like. Sorry, I was young and immature at the time but I’ve grown since then and would never do it agai...

Moses

Until he mans up and apologises for his behaviour I hope he rots.

None, he’s not a man but a child.

Unfortunately he’s none of those, and if Sheens is trying to make him so we are in serious trouble.

After a delay it was a smooth launch.