I can’t figure out why Marvel hasn’t put any advertisements on the incredible hulkHe’s basically a giant banner…

What did 50cent do when he was hungry?

A 9 year old girl has disappeared after using a revolutionary new moisturiser that makes you look 10 years younger.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Same name as here... Mike

We’ll see what the team is like as if those were injured. Hope we don’t get flogged. Attack looks meh with the two spine players missing.

19 days to go…

Does this mean Api is expected to play 80 minutes?

20 days to go…

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re writing code or speaking to someone attractive.

Like anything he is worth what people are prepared to pay. Can he deliver at that level? Probably not… but what do I know…

21 Days to go… for @helmesy

The little cookie was upset because his mom was a wafer so long.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

Lake George is a lake again