Math puns are the first sine of madness!

I've opened a gym, where the instructors would go from door to door, to tell people about the benefits of joining it.I’ve named it Jehovah’s Fitness.

Why did the tomato blush?

Apparently, an RSVP to a wedding invitation with "maybe next time" is wrong. I know that now…

I was going to suggest that but thought it was a little ambitious.

I’ll happily drive him to the airport

Had to laugh at that as it was my exact thoughts. He got hooked for a reason.

I wouldn’t be getting my hopes up. If true to form it will something minor or a minor positional board member change.

Sounds great. Always good with fellow Wests Tigers supporters.

Changed my mind. We’ll lose with Brooks @7. Hasn’t won a game playing there since sometime in 2021

I feel it in my bones… Though it depends on the team line up. Can’t wait for 4pm to come around.

What do you call cheese that accidentally escapes from the International Space Station?

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbin...

Let’s not forget Papali’i back next game as well. While not being outstanding he’s been a workhorse, going about doing his job.