Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favourite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Oh well what’s another couple of years in the wilderness.

Do you know what you call men who make jokes about women?

I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday.She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, Thats a pretty watc...

This year is irrelevant, and was as soon as we let Hastings go and kept Brooks instead. We basically put this one in the rack back then. Our only aim ...

We have enough centers to cover Talau gone. Talau would be no great loss. Joffa is. Naden is fit, just suspended.

They could have moved on Talau instead, who had already signed with Manly and I understand they want him now if they can. That also would have freed u...

Thats a terrible trade. We are absolutely hopeless. We got nothing in return

No surprise there… we are desperate for a decent half.

Well that is disappointing. What did we get in return?

I have a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words as well.

I’d rather Kepaoa in the Centers & Blore on the bench, with Talau off to Manly

Laurie’s performance in KOE doesn’t earn him an opportunity. He was totally disinterested on the weekend. Shop him around and get someone better or wi...

This sums up Brooks to a T. Constantly makes the wrong decisions. Under pressure he has zero ability to see what is happening around him, and has no i...

A polar bear and her cubs passing an igloo in a raging Arctic blizzard.