IMO Lee wants a stadium next to his office at Liverpool rather than Campbelltown

I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to return to my house.

After a long argument with my boss, I quit my job at the helium factory. I refused to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

Wiki has been updated… “His son Valentine Holmes misses tackles for the North Queensland Cowboys”

We’ve moved up a spot with a win over the bye…

To be Frank, I’d have to change my name…

A new Tesla doesn’t come with the new car smell... It comes with an Elon Musk.

Yeah pretty ordinary. Manly can keep him.

My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent. So I woke him up at 2am to tell him my sock came off.

Not the same team without Bulla & Wakeham

I just found out Steffi Graf has a sister named Poly. I’m not even lying..

ouch

In a mirror you can only kiss yourself on the lips 👄 👄 👄

What do you call a polite person who builds bridges?