Last seen: September 20, 2026 6:07 pm
@tigersteve I could think of a couple
My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning. I love felt tips.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at people.
Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?
Did you hear about the drummer who decided to name all his daughters the same name?
Hardly gave him the ball and when they did it was from a standing start with the defence already almost upon him. Terrible playbook. Stef needs the ba...
Laurie back to Penrith for 2024.
They are quite vocal during the warm up, so who knows…
There is a new breakfast cereal out for mathematicians, Toasty Numerals. It's for people who like crunching numbers.
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
I told my doctor that I was addicted to Twitter. He told me it’s untweetable.
Should be a fun night
How do you stop a dog from barking in the back of a car?
@helmesy Yes… Then post them all over Socials