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What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

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They kaleidoscope


   
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Why do birds fly to warmer climates during winter?

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Because it's easier than walking


   
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What do you get if you sit under a Cow?

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A pat on the head


   
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I'm the new boss of Old McDonald's Farm.

I'm the CIEIO


   
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Chess teaches us about life:

Only the female piece can do whatever she likes.


   
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What do you call a Goat that knows martial arts?

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The Karate Kid


   
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Why didn't the Sun go to Uni?

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It already has a million degrees


   
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What does a house wear?

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Address


   
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What's the best way to remember your wife's Birthday?

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Forget it once


   
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People are shocked when they discover I'm not a very good electrician 


   
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How did the doctor cure the Invisible Man?

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They took him to the ICU


   
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