What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?
Why do birds fly to warmer climates during winter?
What do you get if you sit under a Cow?
I'm the new boss of Old McDonald's Farm.
I'm the CIEIO
Chess teaches us about life:
Only the female piece can do whatever she likes.
What do you call a Goat that knows martial arts?
Why didn't the Sun go to Uni?
What does a house wear?
What's the best way to remember your wife's Birthday?
People are shocked when they discover I'm not a very good electrician
How did the doctor cure the Invisible Man?
Someone just accused me of plagiarism.
Their words not mine!
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminium Man?
The word "queue" is ironic.
It's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
