Today I realised I am never going to have to worry about me and my wife arguing over who is right and who is wrong because I was lucky enough to find a wife that is never wrong
I've decided from January 1st 2025 I'll only be watching videos in 1080p or higher.
It's my New Year's Resolution.
Somebody asked me what to do with leftover bacon.
I'd never heard of such a thing.
How you read a book about plants?
My son asked me, Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?
My sister got stung by a bee on the forehead...
She is at the ER now, her face is all swollen and bruised, she almost died...
Luckily, I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
I asked my wife when her birthday was. She said March 1st.
So I walked around the room and asked again.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
What language do pigs speak? Betcha thought I was going to say pig latin.
I just read that 1,273,341 people got married last year.
I hate to be picky, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner?
I went to a lecture entitled “The Development of Stereophonic Sound Reproduction”,
There were two speakers
James Bond wasn't even a good secret agent…
Someone managed to film everything he did.
First there were books. Then a movie based on the books. Then a book adapted from that. Then a stage musical. Now a theatrical release. Truly, there is no rest for the Wicked!!
