Dad Humour

I was injured in a Peekaboo incident and am currently being admitted to the ICU

Interesting one 

where do dads keep their jokes??

Dada base 👍

This week is diarrhoea awareness week.

Runs until Friday 

Posted by: @tigersteve

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This week is diarrhoea awareness week.

Runs until Friday 

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk.

Ducks don’t talk...

I called the tinnitus helpline last night

Nobody answered, just kept ringing.

What do you call a zombie who writes music?

Handing over my ID at the post office.

The clerk said “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.”

I said “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

What do you call a fruit that magically shows up?

Why must you wear your glasses when doing maths??

Why do software developers wears glasses while coding?

What do you call a Spanish guy being discharged from hospital?

Last week my wife of 22 years ran off with my best mate.

Its been hard.

I miss him so much

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, he'll waste hundreds of dollars on equipment he'll only use a few times a year.

Did the person who coined the term "one hit wonder" come up with any other phrases?