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I was injured in a Peekaboo incident and am currently being admitted to the ICU


   
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Interesting one 

where do dads keep their jokes??

 

Dada base 👍


   
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This week is diarrhoea awareness week.

Runs until Friday 


   
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Posted by: @tigersteve

This week is diarrhoea awareness week.

Runs until Friday 

wouldn’t it run for another 3 weeks of finals … without your team in it 🤷‍♂️

 


   
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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk.

Ducks don’t talk...


   
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I called the tinnitus helpline last night

Nobody answered, just kept ringing.


   
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What do you call a zombie who writes music?

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A decomposer.


   
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Handing over my ID at the post office.

The clerk said “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.”

I said “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”


   
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What do you call a fruit that magically shows up?

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A pear


   
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Why must you wear your glasses when doing maths??

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Because it helps with da vision!


   
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Why do software developers wears glasses while coding?

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Because it helps to see sharp


   
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What do you call a Spanish guy being discharged from hospital?

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Man Well


   
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Last week my wife of 22 years ran off with my best mate.

Its been hard.

I miss him so much


   
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, he'll waste hundreds of dollars on equipment he'll only use a few times a year.


   
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