Dad Humour

If you take the insides of a hotdog out, what do you have left?

A Halloweenie 😂🤣

Why is the letter A like a flower 🌸?

What did the burglar name his newborn son?

If all dogs go to heaven, where do all cats go?

What does an astronaut do when he screws up?

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water until I read it backwards...

Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet 😟

This morning, I accidentally changed the GPS Voice to “Male."

Now it just says, “It's around here somewhere. Keep driving."

How do you make a bandstand?

Mind intentionally left blank…

Tectonic plate: *bumps into another tectonic plate.

Oops, sorry, my fault.

I fixed my brass instrument.

I used a tuba glue.

If you fall, I’ll be there.
~ the floor.

Why was the equal sign so humble?

So I go to the doctor 

me: What’s the problem

Doctor: You’re overweight 

me: I want a second opinion 

Doctor: Sure, you’re ugly too