I was injured in a Peekaboo incident and am currently being admitted to the ICU
Interesting one
where do dads keep their jokes??
Dada base 👍
wouldn’t it run for another 3 weeks of finals … without your team in it 🤷♂️This week is diarrhoea awareness week.
Runs until Friday
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk.
Ducks don’t talk...
I called the tinnitus helpline last night
Nobody answered, just kept ringing.
What do you call a zombie who writes music?
Handing over my ID at the post office.
The clerk said “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.”
I said “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”
What do you call a fruit that magically shows up?
Why must you wear your glasses when doing maths??
Why do software developers wears glasses while coding?
What do you call a Spanish guy being discharged from hospital?
Last week my wife of 22 years ran off with my best mate.
Its been hard.
I miss him so much
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll waste hundreds of dollars on equipment he'll only use a few times a year.
Did the person who coined the term "one hit wonder" come up with any other phrases?
