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How do we know that owls are smarter than chickens ??

 

Have you ever heard of Kentucky fried owl🤣😂


   
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In 1802, the condom was invented in New Zealand by using sheep's lower intestine.
Some years later Australians refined the idea by removing the intestine from the sheep first.


   
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What kind of music do balloons really hate?

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Pop music
 


   
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If anybody wants to know why Boomers are always mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection that we had to replace with a CD collection that we had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now we need a subscription to listen to music.


   
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Why did the picture go to gaol (jail)?

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It was framed


   
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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID


   
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What has 8 eyes and 8 legs?

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8 pirates


   
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What does a bald man get from the barber?

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An air cut


   
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What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

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They kaleidoscope


   
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How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper?

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All of them, skyscrapers cant jump


   
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Today I was struggling to get my wife's attention.

So, I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.


   
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What kind of music do shoes listen to?

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Sole


   
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“There are no words in the English language that contain every vowel in alphabetical order!”

...he said facetiously.


   
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Where did Robin Hood buy flowers?

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Sherwood Florist


   
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