Dad Humour

What do you call a medieval spy?

At the start of every disaster movie, there is a scientist being ignored. 

The first rule of suspense club is

Couldn’t figure where to post this but this cracked me up…

How do you make a pirate really angry?

Where do bad rainbows go?

I took a tour of a hat making factory. It was very captivating.

Why did the man fall down the well??

He didn’t see that well 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤮🤮

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood donation centre. The nurse asks the Rabbit for his blood type and the Rabbit replies, "Im pretty sure im a Type O"

l used to work for a tree trimming company.

I was a branch manager.

What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?

What do you call Batman when he’s hurt?

For @Garry

Things that people who come to Australia are afraid of: Spiders, Scorpions, Snakes, Sharks, Crocs, Jellyfish, Blue Ring Octopus, Stone Fish, Feral Pigs, Giant bulls, Emus, and Kangaroos.

Things that Australians are afraid of: Magpies.

What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.