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June 3, 2024 8:02 am  

I love going outdoors.

It’s so much safer than going out windows.



   
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June 3, 2024 2:00 pm  

I finally figured out what zoom meetings remind me of…

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June 7, 2024 11:50 am  

What do dentists call x-rays?

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Tooth Pics!



   
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June 7, 2024 4:26 pm  

A monk has claimed he saw the face of Jesus in a margarine tub.

when questioned he remarked "I can't believe it's not Buddha."



   
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June 7, 2024 10:47 pm  

What’s the worst vegetable to bring on a boat?

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June 8, 2024 1:09 am  

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What’s the worst vegetable to bring on a boat?

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A leek.

Reading this joke after a loss like we had to the drags had me laughing like a mad man. I think I’m losing it…

 



   
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June 10, 2024 7:50 pm  

What kind of a prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in a year?

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June 10, 2024 7:53 pm  

How do you make 7 even?

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June 11, 2024 7:20 pm  

A wise man once told his wife nothing, because he was a wise man.



   
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June 12, 2024 8:02 pm  

Why did the moon skip dinner?

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June 14, 2024 2:20 pm  

I have CDO.

It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order.

Like they're supposed to be.



   
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June 15, 2024 7:13 pm  

Why are fish easy to weigh?

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June 17, 2024 1:51 pm  

What stands in a field and goes Oooooh!

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June 17, 2024 2:54 pm  

@mike 👍👍👍



   
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June 18, 2024 8:21 pm  

What do you call a Magician without magic.

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