What do you call an airship made up of lights?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Mountains aren’t just funny...
They’re hill areas.
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
What about a tame rabbit?
For @TigerSteve
What amazing reptile lives in the basement of the Sydney Opera House?
What kind of horses go out after dusk?
The fitness trainer asked me, "What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?"
I said, "Diddly."
What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?
I’ve just got a “Save The Date”card from some friends. I didn’t even know it was an endangered fruit !
What instrument do musically-inclined scientists play?
Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person. Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.
What happens when Iron Man takes off his suit?
Why couldn't Bach afford rent?
