Dad Humour

Why did the math book go to an orthopedist?

I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes and thought: "Dogs are easily entertained." Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes.

Why can’t humans hear a dog whistle?

Where do bad rainbows go?

A tradesman was on the street and asked me what time it was.

I told him between 8am and 1pm.

Where do fish wash?

Where do fish sleep?

What does Santa Clause do when his elves misbehave?

What bird never knows the lyrics to a song?

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Why did Lieutenant Worf change his hair colour?

Cabbage: the age of a taxi

My butcher told me the cheapest meat was ‘deer balls’. He said they were under a buck.

Ill show myself out…

What type of bees produce milk?

What do you call a zombie who doesnt joke around?

Where did Robin Hood buy flowers?