Why did the math book go to an orthopedist?
I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes and thought: "Dogs are easily entertained." Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes.
Why can’t humans hear a dog whistle?
Where do bad rainbows go? It's a light sentence.
A tradesman was on the street and asked me what time it was.
I told him between 8am and 1pm.
Where do fish wash?
Where do fish sleep?
What does Santa Clause do when his elves misbehave?
What bird never knows the lyrics to a song?
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Why did Lieutenant Worf change his hair colour?
Cabbage: the age of a taxi
My butcher told me the cheapest meat was ‘deer balls’. He said they were under a buck.
Ill show myself out…
What type of bees produce milk?
What do you call a zombie who doesnt joke around?
Where did Robin Hood buy flowers?
