You have a real skill with the never ending Dad jokes Mike. With that in mind:
Dad: Pete and Repeat are on a boat. Pete fell off, who's left on the boat?
Me: ...Repeat
Dad: Ok, if you say so! Pete and Repeat are on a boat. Pete fell off, who's left on the boat?
I told the doctor I felt like a deck of playing cards... He said he’d deal with me later.
Tripped and hit my head on a snare drum and now I think I have a percussion.
What do you call a sidewalk that doesnt care where it's going?
For those of you asking: do you know where my jokes come from?
I have a pure bread dog. His name is fidough
A shop assistant tried stopping an armed robber by attacking him with a labeling gun. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
What do you call birds that stick together?
My grandma is in her 90’s and she still doesn’t need glasses.
She just drinks straight out of the bottle!
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
The secret to enjoying good wine: Open to let it breathe.
If it appears not to be breathing, apply mouth to mouth.
I think the Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga should tour together . . . as Goo Goo Gaga.
I suddenly understood a joke that I read the other day. I had an epifunny.
I love telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
