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April 13, 2023 11:10 am  

A guy died from laughing too much. It was manslaughter.



   
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April 13, 2023 11:28 am  

Why should you knock before you open the fridge door?

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There might be a salad dressing.



   
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April 13, 2023 4:11 pm  

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

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A URLogist.



   
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April 13, 2023 4:26 pm  

What do you call the pink fleshy bits between sharks teeth?

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April 13, 2023 6:05 pm  

@mike, that would be quiet saucy  🤣



   
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April 14, 2023 10:42 am  

I remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject. Now when you mention botox, no one raises an eyebrow.



   
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April 14, 2023 1:50 pm  

Every Velcro item I buy is a ripoff.



   
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April 14, 2023 5:37 pm  

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Every Velcro item I buy is a ripoff.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 



   
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April 14, 2023 5:37 pm  

Want to hear a joke about Daily Telegraph? Nevermind it’s tearable.



   
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April 14, 2023 5:48 pm  
  • What does a Wests Tigers fan do after they see their team win?

 

Rewind the VHS tape.



   
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April 15, 2023 7:59 am  

Why did Adele cross the road?

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To say hello from the other side



   
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April 15, 2023 6:22 pm  

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To say hello from the other side

I don't get it Mike 🤣

 

 



   
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April 15, 2023 6:23 pm  

My partner just split up with me because she thinks I’m obsessed with football.

I’m a bit gutted about it – we’d been going out for three seasons.



   
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April 15, 2023 9:39 pm  

A skeleton goes into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a mop..



   
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April 17, 2023 7:18 pm  

Several dolphins are called a pod and several falcons are called a cast.

So if the Redcliffe Dolphins played the Sunshine Coast Falcons in a trial, would you be watching a Podcast? 🤔



   
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