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A guy died from laughing too much. It was manslaughter.


   
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Why should you knock before you open the fridge door?

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There might be a salad dressing.


   
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

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A URLogist.


   
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What do you call the pink fleshy bits between sharks teeth?

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Slow swimmers


   
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@mike, that would be quiet saucy  🤣


   
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I remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject. Now when you mention botox, no one raises an eyebrow.


   
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Every Velcro item I buy is a ripoff.


   
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Posted by: @mike

Every Velcro item I buy is a ripoff.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 


   
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Want to hear a joke about Daily Telegraph? Nevermind it’s tearable.


   
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  • What does a Wests Tigers fan do after they see their team win?

 

Rewind the VHS tape.


   
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Why did Adele cross the road?

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To say hello from the other side


   
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Posted by: @mike

To say hello from the other side

I don't get it Mike 🤣

 

 


   
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My partner just split up with me because she thinks I’m obsessed with football.

I’m a bit gutted about it – we’d been going out for three seasons.


   
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A skeleton goes into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a mop..


   
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Several dolphins are called a pod and several falcons are called a cast.

So if the Redcliffe Dolphins played the Sunshine Coast Falcons in a trial, would you be watching a Podcast? 🤔


   
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