A guy died from laughing too much. It was manslaughter.
Why should you knock before you open the fridge door?
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
What do you call the pink fleshy bits between sharks teeth?
I remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject. Now when you mention botox, no one raises an eyebrow.
Every Velcro item I buy is a ripoff.
Want to hear a joke about Daily Telegraph? Nevermind it’s tearable.
- What does a Wests Tigers fan do after they see their team win?
Rewind the VHS tape.
Why did Adele cross the road?
My partner just split up with me because she thinks I’m obsessed with football.
I’m a bit gutted about it – we’d been going out for three seasons.
A skeleton goes into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a mop..
Several dolphins are called a pod and several falcons are called a cast.
So if the Redcliffe Dolphins played the Sunshine Coast Falcons in a trial, would you be watching a Podcast? 🤔