I accused my friend of pouring glue on my weapons. He denied it but I’m sticking to my guns.
A truckload of strawberries rolled over. Caused a massive traffic jam.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth just so I wouldnt have to walk up to the podium.
I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from other countries because of the smell. I love foreign axe scents.
Information about the human brain is not always black and white. It’s really more of a grey matter.
A cannibal is just someone that’s fed up with people...
Disappointed to learn a microbiologist is just a regular sized person.
What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?
What moisturiser do Spanish bullfighters use?
Did you hear about the ATM that was
addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawals.
A duck was about to cross the road, when a chicken came running screaming.. Don't do it!, youll never hear the end of it!
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I hope it is going to be a good Korea move.
I got hired at the thermometer factory. It’s just temp work.
How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
