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September 3, 2022 6:48 pm  

My wife complains I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn’t even know she sold flowers.



   
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September 3, 2022 8:13 pm  

When I was a kid, my parents would always say excuse my French just after saying a swear word. I’ll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.



   
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September 4, 2022 7:24 pm  

Wests Tigers 2022 season… that’s all I got. 



   
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September 4, 2022 7:28 pm  

@mike there was a lot to laugh about… what was your favourite??



   
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September 4, 2022 7:31 pm  
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@mike there was a lot to laugh about… what was your favourite??

Fans expecting the club to actually want to win games. That was pretty funny.



   
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September 4, 2022 7:33 pm  

What is the astronauts favourite prank?

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September 4, 2022 7:35 pm  

@mike

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September 4, 2022 7:41 pm  

Half time v drags

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September 4, 2022 7:47 pm  

The flare guy in rd 4 I think … worst game I’ve witnessed!!



   
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September 4, 2022 10:31 pm  

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.



   
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September 5, 2022 6:39 am  

Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?

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September 5, 2022 8:02 pm  

What's the toughest part of being a
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September 6, 2022 1:36 pm  

Doughnut.
Now theres a word that I really like - It just has a certain ring to it.



   
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September 6, 2022 2:08 pm  

No real man should watch his woman pay for anything... so I go and get the car instead...



   
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September 6, 2022 9:04 pm  

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?

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