Dad Humour

Did you hear about the guy that got arrested for stealing hay? He made bale.

The biggest joke on humankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not a robot. 

@mike 

Is this a Gerard Sutton joke ??

The supply of stupidity has increased to meet the demand. 

Posted by: @loganr21

@mike 

Is this a Gerard Sutton joke ??

No, but Sutton is a joke. 

A woman walked into a bar. A bowl of peanuts said , "You're beautiful."
The bartender said, "Don't mind them, they're complimentary."

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Sadly, the days of people using proper grammar is went…

My brother didnt pay his water bill. So I sent him a Get Well Soon card...

Whats the best thing for a hangover?

I’ve started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

Doctor, doctor . . . All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!

Doctor: Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease.

My wife asked can you behave yourself if we go to the shopping centre, I said does a chicken have lips and now I'm home alone. Mission accomplished.

What do you call a floating dog?

There is a worrying pattern of behaviour here Mike - or are you single handedly trying to keep this thread going?