Dad Humour

Some bloke just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.

How dairy!

A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting.

I said people who sell fruit and vegetables​ are grocer...

What is a Stormtrooper's favourite TV show?

If anyone ever asks you to spell part backwards don’t do it.

It’s a trap.

The forward slash is pretty divisive.

Elton john’s E-reader was swept up in a tornado...like a kindle in the wind.

My wife and I let astrology get between us ....it Taurus apart

I can't find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD ...it was here a minute ago 

I went to the store to buy a jumper, but my Visa was rejected. So I had to try the cardigan.

I have very strong opinions about leather shoes, and I will not be suede.

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMAN, what do you get?

Of course, I do Dad jokes. Im a groan man!

what do you call a hippies wife?

Why don't crabs give to charity ....because they are shellfish

When does a joke become a Dad joke .....When it is apparent