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May 3, 2022 5:04 pm
Some bloke just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
How dairy!
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May 4, 2022 1:24 pm
A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting.
I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer...
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May 5, 2022 2:55 pm
What is a Stormtrooper's favourite TV show?
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Game of Clones
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May 5, 2022 3:14 pm
If anyone ever asks you to spell part backwards don’t do it.
It’s a trap.
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May 6, 2022 10:50 pm
Elton john’s E-reader was swept up in a tornado...like a kindle in the wind.
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May 7, 2022 11:40 am
I can't find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD ...it was here a minute ago
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May 7, 2022 9:47 pm
I went to the store to buy a jumper, but my Visa was rejected. So I had to try the cardigan.
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May 8, 2022 4:18 pm
I have very strong opinions about leather shoes, and I will not be suede.
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May 9, 2022 9:52 pm
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMAN, what do you get?
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A very angry mailman
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May 11, 2022 9:27 pm
what do you call a hippies wife?
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Mississippi
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