Some bloke just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
How dairy!
A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting.
I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer...
What is a Stormtrooper's favourite TV show?
If anyone ever asks you to spell part backwards don’t do it.
It’s a trap.
The forward slash is pretty divisive.
Elton john’s E-reader was swept up in a tornado...like a kindle in the wind.
My wife and I let astrology get between us ....it Taurus apart
I can't find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD ...it was here a minute ago
I went to the store to buy a jumper, but my Visa was rejected. So I had to try the cardigan.
I have very strong opinions about leather shoes, and I will not be suede.
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMAN, what do you get?
Of course, I do Dad jokes. Im a groan man!
what do you call a hippies wife?
Why don't crabs give to charity ....because they are shellfish
When does a joke become a Dad joke .....When it is apparent
