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Mike
 Mike
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How do you console an English teacher?

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There, their, they’re


   
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Mike
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Son: Dad, Ive got a part in the school play. I play a man who’s been married 25 years.

Dad: Maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part.


   
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Mike
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Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.


   
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Mike
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Studies show that cows produce more Milk when the Farmer talks to them.

It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.


   
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Mike
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The amount of people who confuse ‘to’ and ‘too’ is amazing two me.


   
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The best thing about the 15 cent plastic reusable shopping bags is that the cupboard under my sink is now worth $572,000


   
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I forgot how to throw a boomerang ...then it came back to me 


   
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Mike
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Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again.

They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks.


   
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Mike
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The inventor of knock knock jokes should win a no-bell prize


   
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A friend lost three fingers on their right hand, so they asked their doctor if they would still be able to write with it.

Doctor said: “Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it.”


   
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Mike
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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in its place.


   
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The medical term for owning too many dogs is: roverdose


   
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@Mike, with material this good there is 0% chance the rumours you've lost the dressing room are true. 


   
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Posted by: @anygivensunday

@Mike, with material this good there is 0% chance the rumours you've lost the dressing room are true. 

Mate I lost the dressing room a long time ago… lol


   
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