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March 28, 2022 4:36 pm  

One of the most amazing displays of democracy in history, is that one thousand islands managed to come together and agree on a single dressing



   
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March 29, 2022 9:23 am  

There can be 100 people in a room. 99 won't slap you, but one Will.



   
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March 29, 2022 2:44 pm  

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock with an open hand..

 

Everyone knows paper beats rock..



   
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March 29, 2022 3:12 pm  

The fitness trainer asked me, “What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?” I said, “Diddly.”



   
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March 31, 2022 4:50 pm  

Pregnant women have 8 limbs and are therefore arachnids....



   
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March 31, 2022 5:36 pm  

Police toilet stolen....

Cops have nothing to go on....



   
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April 1, 2022 10:15 am  

Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.



   
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April 1, 2022 11:12 am  

What is the scariest tree?

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BamBOO



   
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April 1, 2022 12:35 pm  
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Police toilet stolen....

Cops have nothing to go on....

Brilliant 😂😂



   
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April 1, 2022 12:35 pm  
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What is the scariest tree?

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BamBOO

Terrible 🙄



   
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April 1, 2022 12:53 pm  

Great thread, thanks to Mike for giving me a laugh. I needed it after last night.



   
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April 2, 2022 6:50 am  

reading while sunbathing makes you... well... Red...



   
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April 2, 2022 7:40 am  

Wanted to post a joke about sodium… But then thought, Na, most won't get it



   
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April 2, 2022 6:32 pm  

Remember if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesnt fit anything.



   
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April 2, 2022 7:19 pm  

Apparently hospitals are not the best place to start unplugging things so you can charge your Smartphone. 



   
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