One of the most amazing displays of democracy in history, is that one thousand islands managed to come together and agree on a single dressing
There can be 100 people in a room. 99 won't slap you, but one Will.
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock with an open hand..
Everyone knows paper beats rock..
The fitness trainer asked me, “What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?” I said, “Diddly.”
Pregnant women have 8 limbs and are therefore arachnids....
Police toilet stolen....
Cops have nothing to go on....
Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
What is the scariest tree?
Police toilet stolen....
Cops have nothing to go on....
Brilliant 😂😂
Great thread, thanks to Mike for giving me a laugh. I needed it after last night.
reading while sunbathing makes you... well... Red...
Wanted to post a joke about sodium… But then thought, Na, most won't get it
Remember if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesnt fit anything.
Apparently hospitals are not the best place to start unplugging things so you can charge your Smartphone.
