Dad Humour

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died ? 

He Pasta way 😆🤣

Why can’t you fart in an Apple Store?

Because there’s no windows ☝️😆🤣

What’s Forest Gumps favourite pasta ??

Penne🙂😆

What do French fries do when they haven’t seen each other in a while?

Ketchup 🙂🤣

What noise does James Bonds doorbell make ?

Dong …. Ding Dong 😆🤣

Fun fact 

if you cut off your left arm ….

Your right will be left 😜

In which city do Indian people leave their mother?

Mumbai 👋

What do you call the stuff that gets stuck on Sharks teeth?

How did the Hammerhead Shark go on his test?

Too soon for these Shark jokes maybe Mike  🤷‍♂️… but they’re funny 😁 

What do you call a baby potato?

Did you hear about the guy that drank food colouring?

Why did the Pie go to the Dentist?

What do you call a Frenchman that has been attacked by a cat?

What would Bears be without Bees?