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Why did the Teacher wear sunglasses to school?

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Because her students were so bright



   
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What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?

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What a relief



   
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

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A slipper



   
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What do you call a Spanish man who lost his car?

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Carlos



   
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What did the zero say to the eight?

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Nice belt



   
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What do you call a mouse that swears?

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A cursor



   
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What does a painter do when they get cold ??

 

They put another coat on of course 😜😆🤣



   
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How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Approximately 1.0000000000000000000



   
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What do you get when you put a cabbage in a wood chipper?

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Slaw dust



   
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What type of Birds make the best Construction Workers?

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Cranes



   
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What do you call two dogs in a Submarine?

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Sub-woofers



   
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How do you make a bandstand?

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Take away their chairs



   
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I set up a high voltage ⚡️ fence around my house. 
And my neighbours are dead 💀 against it 👹🤣



   
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