Can’t help myself…
Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff…
Thank you for starting this thread, was always one of my favourites
In memory of Geoff Chisholm (1965-2022)
I asked a Frenchman if he played any video games. He replied "Wii"
I'm invited to one of those escape rooms this weekend. I'm not able to attend but I don't know how to get out of it.
I recently cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. You may not believe me but I saw it with my own eyes.
A pessimist's blood type is B negative.
Did you hear about a town that legalised weed, but banned alcohol? The residents were left high and dry.
If Milli Vanilli fell over in the woods, would someone else make a noise?
As I look back and think about all the people I’ve lost, perhaps being a tour guide wasn’t the best career choice.
When astronomers finish working out, do they take a meteor shower?
The recipe said, “3 cubed pineapples”. I thought, “I can’t afford to get 27 pineapples!!”
There are 10 kinds of people.... Those who "get" binary and those that don't…
I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. I feel like I dyed a little inside.
How did the hacker get away from the police? He ransomware.
