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Can’t help myself…

 

Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff…


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Posted by: @mike

Can’t help myself…

 

Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff…

Thank you for starting this thread, was always one of my favourites

In memory of Geoff Chisholm (1965-2022)


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I asked a Frenchman if he played any video games. He replied "Wii"


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I'm invited to one of those escape rooms this weekend. I'm not able to attend but I don't know how to get out of it.


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I recently cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. You may not believe me but I saw it with my own eyes.


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A pessimist's blood type is B negative.


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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.


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Did you hear about a town that legalised weed, but banned alcohol? The residents were left high and dry.


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If Milli Vanilli fell over in the woods, would someone else make a noise?


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As I look back and think about all the people I’ve lost, perhaps being a tour guide wasn’t the best career choice.


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When astronomers finish working out, do they take a meteor shower?


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The recipe said, “3 cubed pineapples”. I thought, “I can’t afford to get 27 pineapples!!”


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There are 10 kinds of people.... Those who "get" binary and those that don't…


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I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. I feel like I dyed a little inside.


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How did the hacker get away from the police? He ransomware.


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