What do you get if you cross a classic book with an alcoholic drink? Tequila Mockingbird.
Accordion to a recent study, 7 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.
After watching The Pirates of the Caribbean I just realized that the Black Pearl was undermanned. It was operating with a skeleton crew.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up ?? Because it was too tired
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up ?? Because it was too tired
My daughter told me tonight.
What do you call an egg doing a somersault?
In memory of Geoff Chisholm (1965-2022)
When I was in school, my biology teacher asked if I planned to be a marine biologist. He said all my test grades were below C level.
What does Snoop Dog love most about Christmas Gifts?
Just found out that the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.
I’m giving up drinking until Christmas. Sorry, that’s not right. I mean… I’m giving up. Drinking until Christmas.
Here's a question for all you mind readers out there!
Here's a question for all you mind readers out there!
Yes it is ok, as long as you are comfortable with it.
In memory of Geoff Chisholm (1965-2022)
Here's a question for all you mind readers out there!
Yes it is ok, as long as you are comfortable with it.
Good to know.. lol
When I lived on a houseboat, I started dating the girl next door. Eventually we just drifted apart.
If you work as a security guard at a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger and bigger , then it hit me