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What do you get if you cross a classic book with an alcoholic drink? Tequila Mockingbird. 


   
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Accordion to a recent study, 7 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.


   
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After watching The Pirates of the Caribbean I just realized that the Black Pearl was undermanned. It was operating with a skeleton crew.


   
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up ?? Because it was too tired


   
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Posted by: @unhappy-tiger

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up ?? Because it was too tired

My daughter told me tonight.

 

What do you call an egg doing a somersault?

 

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An Egg Flip

In memory of Geoff Chisholm (1965-2022)


   
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When I was in school, my biology teacher asked if I planned to be a marine biologist. He said all my test grades were below C level.


   
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What does Snoop Dog love most about Christmas Gifts?

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The Rapping paper.


   
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Just found out that the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.


   
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I’m giving up drinking until Christmas. Sorry, that’s not right. I mean… I’m giving up. Drinking until Christmas.


   
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Here's a question for all you mind readers out there!


   
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Posted by: @mike

Here's a question for all you mind readers out there!

Yes it is ok, as long as you are comfortable with it.

In memory of Geoff Chisholm (1965-2022)


   
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Here's a question for all you mind readers out there!

Yes it is ok, as long as you are comfortable with it.

Good to know.. lol


   
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When I lived on a houseboat, I started dating the girl next door. Eventually we just drifted apart.


   
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If you work as a security guard at a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?


   
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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger and bigger , then it hit me 


   
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