@avocadoontoast They are so bad at making good decisions that the only way to get attention is to go beyond rock bottom each time they think the pu...

@the-last-ronin it's a skill The club is one of a few organisations on the planet that manage to go backwards at a greater speed the more they t...

@helmesy well that's a huge relief

@avocadoontoast I've been doing that since last year