Last seen: July 21, 2025 7:47 am
For @Garry If you’re more excited about Pearl Jam’s new album than you are about Taylor Swift’s, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
A good time was had by all. Thanks Joel @helmesy
It wasn’t Sezer, Stains got pulled up for an incorrect play the ball.
So I've just been on the weight-watchers website and it asked me if I accept cookies. I think that’s a trick question.
When a clock is hungry it goes back 4 seconds...
Why couldn't Bach afford rent?
What happens when Iron Man takes off his suit?
Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person. Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.
What instrument do musically-inclined scientists play?
I agree
I’ve just got a “Save The Date”card from some friends. I didn’t even know it was an endangered fruit !
What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?